The "Club" Atmosphere

Today my friend Ashley reminded me of something that happened to her a few weeks ago. You'll probably be hearing about her quite often because she's just as awkward as I am.

Anyway, what's the point of being young, wild and free, at a party when some mediocre average Joe won't dance with you?

Ashley said she was minding her own business, having quite the "shambly" night if you catch my drift at a party of about 25-30 people. All of her friends were dancing the night away and she caught a boys eye crossing the room coming toward her. Naturally, she started dancing with Joe. Weird-because Ashley is HOT- Joe looks at her and states, "Uhm, this isn't a club atmosphere" and walked away.

What Ashley should have thought: Uhm, Joe, why are you so awkward? Probably doesn't feel worthy enough to be seen with this thanggg- whateva. (Great attitude to have).

What Ashley did think: "Omg that was like totally so awkward, fml, what do I do now???".

You're probably saying, Bailey, you have no right to tell someone how to not be awkward. And I reply to that by saying: you're right, I don't- but I like to pretend that I do.

The fact that Joe wouldn't dance with Ashley is, as I have stated before, part of the GGG model. Joe was either Gay, has a Girlfriend or hasn't Graduated high school yet, therefore feeling extremely uncomfortable in what he thinks isn't a "club atmosphere".

You know what- I truly live for awkward stories like these. If we don't take risks then we won't have funny stories to look back on and if we don't have funny stories to laugh about when were old and rotting in nursing homes what was the point of college anyway? To get an education? Who are you, my parents? (Just kidding that's kind of important too...).